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Wednesday, 18 January 2006 |
 The world's greatest pop singer came under fire from parent groups on Wednesday after the Los Angeles Police Department announced that 4 out of 5 culprits in a recent school shooting massacre were avid members of the Ashlee Simpson fan club.
According to the report, "each boy told us that he felt outcasted by the 'popular' kids who listened to Marilyn Manson and Nine Inch Nails" and that, "listening to the grotesquely violent lyrics of fringe artists such as Ashlee Simpson gave them an outlet for their rage." One boy told police that he enjoyed skinning animals while listening to Ashlee Simpson's latest album, "Autobiography." |
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Tuesday, 17 January 2006 |
Gun-toting granny Ava Estelle, 81, was so ticked-off when two thugs raped her 18-year-old granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting ex-cons down - - and shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down -- and when she found them, she took revenge on them in her own special way, said Melbourne police investigator Evan Delp. Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun on the sergeant's desk and told him as calm as could be:
'Those bastards will never rape anybody again, by God.' Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a 9-mm pistol in the hotel room where he and former prison cellmate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed up.
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. The one guy, Thomas, didn't lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won't be using it the way he used to, Detective Delp told reporters.
Both men are still in pretty bad shape, but I think they're just happy to be alive after what they've been through. |
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Last Updated ( Wednesday, 18 January 2006 )
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Tuesday, 17 January 2006 |
JONAH FALCON has the world?s biggest willy at 13?in so you would think he?d be over the moon.
But millions of men can take heart ? Jonah says the mammoth manhood has ruined his life.
He lives with his mum and hasn?t had a girlfriend for ten years.
The 35-year-old bedded hundreds of women ? and men ? until he decided his willy had reduced him to a mere sex toy. |
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Sunday, 25 December 2005 |
NEW YORK (AP) - A Manhattan man's holiday spirits soared to celestial heights Friday when a judge gave him permission to change his name to Jesus Christ.
Jose Luis Espinal, 42, of Washington Heights, said he was "happy" and "grateful" that the judge approved the change, effective immediately. Espinal said he was moved to seek the name change about a year ago when it dawned on him, "I am the person that is that name."
Espinal, who acted as his own lawyer, got the change approved by Manhattan Civil Court Judge Diane Lebedeff, who said she was "satisfied that this application is neither novel, nor would granting it pose practical problems."
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Thursday, 22 December 2005 |
LINCOLN, Neb. - This fish didn't have a chance. A rainbow trout pulled out of Holmes Lake last weekend had double the chance to get hooked: It had two mouths.
Clarence Olberding, 57, wasn't just telling a fisherman's fib when he called over another angler to look at the two-mouthed trout. It weighed in at about a pound.
"I reached down and grabbed it to take the hook out, and that's when I noticed that the hook was in the upper mouth and there was another jaw protruding out below," said Olberding.
He said in his 40 years of fishing, he's never seen anything like it. |
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Last Updated ( Thursday, 22 December 2005 )
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Saturday, 17 December 2005 |
 President Bush got in a muddle when he tried to show of his new iPod.
The President was trying to show how cool he was as he showed off the music player in the Oval Office.
But he blundered when he called American Pie singer Don McLean 'Dan', says the Mirror.
And then he seemed to get confused when he tried to explain how the iPod worked.
"I get the shuffle and then I shuffle the shuffle," he told confused reporters.
Asked by a TV crew which artists he had stored in the gadget, he started reeling off names.
"The Beatles, the Beach Boys, Angels, Archies, Aretha Franklin." Then he said: "Dan McLean... remember him?"
The interviewer asked: "Dan?" Mr Bush explained: "I mean Don McLean. American Pie. What a great song." |
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